Penis Power & Vagina Power

I was twittering around on twitter yesterday when Roger Ebert posted this video. (Please, you have to click this link because this video will blow your ever-loving mind!) This was surprising choice, in my opinion, from Mr. Ebert, but I am nonetheless thankful to him. In the video, Alexyss K. Tylor speaks about "Penis Power versus Vagina Power." She's not trying to be funny, but it ends up being hilarious.

Basically, what she is saying is men who know how to really please women in the bedroom make us ladies weak because they are players, experienced in the department of penis power. And when that happens, it becomes "programmed" in our vaginas and the orgasms these penis power men give us make us into "cum freaks." The most horrible part (according to Tylor) is when they take back their penises and then we become desolate, sad, and then.... yes, it's true... we turn to sex toys to comfort us. Mainly jackrabbits.

The best part is that this segment is taken from her show which is a part of Atlanta's public access programming. Vagina power. What hour could this show possibly air at, I have no idea. What I can say for certain is that this is something not to be missed. Damn, Atlanta, you really have something I totally am jealous of, besides all your southern charm!

Ms. Tylor goes through the whole litany of how these men do it to you doggie style, get you having sex in the mirror, make you call their name and then--bob's-your-uncle---they up and leave you. It all sounds like it's actually going somewhere until she tells the audience that while she doesn't have a Master's degree to hang on her wall, she does have a Master's in being played by men.

I'm going to go out a limb here and say that maybe Ms. Tylor is a woman scorned. And as we know, there is no fury quite like it. What I can say definitively, she's hitting men where it hurts--in the penis power. I don't have a Master's degree to hang on my wall either, Ms. Tylor, but what I can tell you, is that you have some lingo I'm finding really funny this Saturday morning. Though I am not sure I am entirely sold on your message.

What we can agree on is that there are men out there who are totally players. They suck, and we women have to be better than succumbing to their charms. But your theory makes you sound high....this penis power thing is frankly tripping balls because the mix of Martin Luther King, Jr. and Dr. Ruth sounds like "I have a penis dream!" and who can keep a straight face while thinking of that?!

Penis Power... well, I'm not so sure it's a bad thing. I am mean I'm hooked on it.... but my man can bling it out and, as you say, be working the walls and hittin' it in the middle. And all the while, I seem to keep my vagina power clearly intact, despite the fact that I have had sex doggie style AND in front of a mirror. (You do have me on the jackrabbit thing, though....my personal favorite sex toy is the pharaoh!)

She is right about one thing though, not all penises are created equal. Some, as she says, radiate heat through the clothing and you can just feel it. And that is precisely what I like. Give me the heat! But as Ms. Tylor points out, I don't settle for a "side of penis." I want the WHOLE enchilada. So, girl, I feel ya on that one--don't let your man give the side dish when you could eating the main course--especially if he is unable to afford you a meal from Long John Silvers. For real! 

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